Trump for President

5 Reasons Trump will be President

  1. Trump is tough, and will stand up to the other nations.  Right now we have a spineless president who gets beat up by the other nations, and then constantly contradicts himself.  Yes, there have been many news casts from the other nations making a mockery of Trump, but there is a good reason behind that.  The UK, France, Russia – they enjoy weak american presidents.  They know that they’ll be able to easily gain american support if they choose to take it.  The last thing these countries want is Stone Cold Steve Austin for president.
  2. Trump is a businessman.  Trump isn’t just a politician like Hillary, and won’t have a seizure either.  He’s not like Bernie Sanders who would probably die in two years do to old age.  He’s built many businesses from the ground up.  Trump is a serious real estate tycoon, and more prosperous than the great Robert Kiyosaki.  Robert Kiyosaki the author of the New York times best seller “Rich Dad Poor Dad” says Trump is destined to be president.
  3. Trump is loyal to Americans, and only Americans.  Admittedly Trump has many supporters from the NRA like myself, and others that don’t have America’s best interest at heart.  There are certainly some of us that looking forward to seeing the dumb Mexicans try to climb up the wall.  He loves America, and will create jobs for the Americans.  Trump is a huge backer of the Veterans as well.
  4. Trump demands serious performance.  We need that kind of performance from Trump.  He’s called our governors from all over the country including shitting all over Malloy which is CT’s governor.  Trump will make sure the right people are in the right roles if he is elected.  The politicians who are straight lazy slobs aren’t looking forward to this new regime coming into power; that’s why we hear so much opposition in the news.  Hell – all the news stations are owned by the big 7 companies that own the USA.  Those big 7 companies also own Hillary Clinton.  The last thing they want is for Trump to be elected.
  5. Trump is an experienced deal maker.  America needs a serious negotiator on our side instead of some guy who struggles to speak when he has an issue with his teleprompter.  Obama is not a deal maker, he’s a good talker, but has never really done anything that hasn’t been reserved during the time of his presidency.  Trump won’t have anything be reversed on him, and you can count on it.

Vote Trump!

Hillary Rant – GO!

Hillary can suck my dick.  Not literally because she is busted.  I wouldn’t take a second look at that woman even if I was 28 beers deep on a Friday night after being married for the last 35 years.  We all know what happens when you’re married.  Imagine getting a blow from Hillary with Bill Clinton nodding off in the background like he had to sit through another one of her boring campaign speeches.  Got a good picture of that nasty sell out in your head?  Now imagine imagine her having a seizure when you’re about to blow your load.  Afterwards she’ll probably just play it off like everything is good.

End Rant – Lets Get Serious

Hillary Clinton is not fit to be president.  Clearly she is having some issues.  Should we feel bad for her?  Absolutely not – she is a crooked politician.  Does Benghazi ring a bell?  I’m not saying she deserves it, but I’m not saying that she doesn’t.  There was a girl in college that was so fat that we called her Deep Dish.  You know, like the Deep Dish pizza from Pizza Hut.  Everyone said how mean we were being to hear by making fake deep dish pizza Facebook accounts.  Did we feel bad?  No, because she was a bitch.  She was in some stupid sorority, and thought she was better than everyone else.

She should have been the nicest person in the world.  That’s usually what happens – the biggest women are the nicest ones.  Now getting back the issue we in front of us – Hillary Clinton.  Hillary is just rude to normal people.  Admittedly she’s got to be very opinionated to get people to respect her, but she also needs to be nicer.  Does she not understand that she’s busted?  I mean come on, she looks the spawn of swamp thing and a pale version of Gene Simmons.  She’s got to be nicer to get some admiration from her prospective voters.

Rant Over